Funny Town Names

Assawoman - VA, USA

Bald Knob - Arkansas, USA

Bastard - Norway

Batman - S.E. Turkey

Bender's Landing - Texas, USA

Big Bogue Homo Creek - Mississippi, USA

Big Bone Lick - Kentucky, USA

Bigfoot - Texas USA

Big Knob - Kentucky, USA

Big Ugly - West Virginia, USA

Bitter End - Tennessee, USA

Black Charlie's Opening - Australia

Bloody Dick - Montana, USA

Blow Me Down - Newfoundland, Canada

Bobbin Head - Australia

Boggy Bottom - Abbots Langley

Bonanaza, Colorado USA

Bone's Knob - Queensland, Australia

Boneyard - Arizona, USA

Bootlegger Crossing - Arizona, USA

Booze Moor - Nth Moor, UK

Boring - Oregan, USA

Brown Willy - Cornwall,UK

Bumble Bee - Arizona, USA

Buck Snort - TN USA

Bud - West Virginia, USA

Buger - Majorca, Spain

Bullock - GA, USA

Bumpass - VA, USA

Bugtussle - Tennessee, USA

Bumpass Hell - CA, USA

Burnt Cane Crossing - Arkansas, USA

Butt of Lewis - Hebrides, Scotland, UK

Butte - Idaho, USA

Buttzville - PA,USA

Camp Dix - Kentucky, USA

Chicken - Alaska USA

Chinaman's Knob - Australia

Climax - Michigan USA

Cockburn - Australia

Cocked Hat - Delaware, USA

Cockermouth - West Lake District, Cumbria, UK

Cockermouth - Cornwall, UK

Cockland - Ohio, USA

Cocksgag - Ohio, USA

Cocktown - Wexford, Ireland

Cockup - Lake District, Cumbria, UK

Come by Chance - Newfoundland

Conception Junction - Missouri, USA

Conception Bay - Newfoundland

Condom - Sth. West France

Cooter - Missouri, USA

Coxsackie - New York, USA

Crackpot - England

Crappo - Maryland, USA

Crapstone - Devon, UK

Crotch Lake - Ontario, Canada

Cucumber - West Virginia

Cumming - GA. USA

Cunt - Spain

Cunter - Switzerland

Dandy Cock Inn - Disley, UK

Dead Man's Flats - Alberta, Canada

Death Valley - CA ,USA

Devil's Dyke - West Sussex, UK

Dikshit - India

Dildo - Newfoundland, Canada

Ding Dong - Texas USA

Dong Rack - Thailand-Cambodia border

Dongo - Congo - Democratic Republic

Dorking - Surrey, UK

Droop - West Virginia, USA

Due West - South Carolina, USA

Dull - Perthshire, Scotland

Dunnydoo - NSW, Australia

Dyckesville - Wisconsin, USA

Effin - Limerick, Ireland

Eggs and Bacon Bay - Tasmania, Australia

Elephant Butte - New Mexico, USA

Erect - NC, USA

Eyebrow - Saskatchewan

Fan-Y-Big - Brecon Beacons, Wales, UK

Fingringhoe - Essex, UK

F**king - Austria

French Lick- Indiana USA

Frog Suck - Wyoming, USA

Fryup - North Yorkshire, UK

Fucking, - Austria

Fukumama - Fukuoka, Japan

Gay - West Virginia. USA

Gay Head - Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts

Gaysport - Ohio, USA

Glasscock - Texas, USA

Gobblers Knob - PA, USA

Goobertown - Arizona, USA

Golden Balls Roundabout - Oxfordshire, UK

Great Cockup & Little Cockup - The Lake District, UK

Great Snoring - Norfolk, UK

Gum - West Virginia, USA

Hardhorn - Lancs, UK

Happy - Oregon, USA

Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump - Alberta, Canada

Hell - Michiganl, USA

Herpes - France

Holy Moses - Colorado, USA

Hopeulikit - Georgia, USA

Hornepayne - Northern Ontario, Canada

Horneyman - Kent, UK

Hornytown - North Carolina, USA

Humptulips - Washington, USA

Humpy Creek - Kachemak Bay, Alaska, USA

Humptydoo - near Darwin, Australia

Hygiene - Colorado, USA

Intercourse - Pennsylvania, USA

Iron Knob - Qld, Australia

Jot'em Down - Texas, USA

Knockemstiff - Ohio, USA

Knob Lick - Kentucky, USA

Lake Poopo - Peru

Last Chance - Colorado, USA

Lizard Lick - North Carolina, USA

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch - Wales, uk

Looneyville - Texas, USA

Lord Berkeley's Knob - Sutherland, Scotland

Lord Hereford's Knob - near Hay-on-Wye, UK

Lost - uk

Love Canal - New York, USA

Loveladies - NJ, USA

Lovejoy - GA, USA

Lower Balls Falls -Twentymile Creek, Ontario, Canada

Lower Piddle on the Marsh - Gloucestershire, UK

Maggie's Nipples - Wyoming, USA

Middle Intercourse Island - Australia

Middlesex -UK & USA

Minge Lane - Upton-On-Severn, Worcs, UK

Misery - France

Monkey's Eyebrow - Arizona, USA

Mount Mee - Qld, Australia

Mount Titlis - Switzerland

Mousehole - Cornwall, UK

Muff - Northern Ireland

Needmore - Texas, USA

Nether Wallop - Hampshire UK

Nob End - South Lancashire, UK

Nobber - County Meath, Ireland

North Piddle - Hereford & Worcester, UK

Okay - Oklahoma, USA

Onacock - Virginia, USA

Panic - Pennsylvania, USA

Paw Paw - Illinois, USA

Pecker's Point - Newfoundland, Canada

Peculiar - Missouri, USA

Pee Pee - Ohio, USA

Pennycomequick - Devon, UK

Piddle River - Dorset, UK

Piles - Costa Blanca, Spain

Pis Pis River - Nicaragua

Pisshill - Reading, UK

Pity Me - Co Durham UK

Pratts Bottom - Orpington, Kent, UK

Prickwillow - England

Pussy Creak - Ireland

River Piddle - Dorset, UK

Rough and Ready - Californa, US

Sandyballs - New Forest, UK

Sandy Bottom Park - Virginia, USA

Sexmoan - Luzon, Philippines

Seymen - Turkey

Shafter - California, USA

Shag Harbour - Nova Scotia

Shag Island - Indian Ocea

Shag Point - New Zealand)

Shitagoo Lake - Quebec, Canada

Shitbritches Creek - California, USA

Shitlingthorpe - Yorkshire, UK

Shittington - Bedfordshire, UK

Show Low - Arizona, USA

Six Mile Bottom - Cambridge, UK

Slackbottom - Yorkshire, UK

Slickpoo - Idaho, USA

Slut - Vasterbotten, Sweden

Smackover - Arkansas, USA

Sod - West Virginia, USA

Sopchoppy - Florida, USA

Spread Eagle - Newfoundland, Canada

Sugar Tit - Kentucky, USA

Tampon - Reunion Island, France

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauotamateturipukakapikimaungahoro-Nukupokaiwhenua kitanatahu - New Zealand

The Bastard - a mountain in Scotland, UK

The Wee House, Piddletrentide - Dorset/Hants, England

Three Cocks - Wales, UK

Titless - Switzerland

Tittybong - Australia

Titty Ho - England

Titz - Germany

Toad Suck - Arkansas, USA

Trotters Bottom - Herts, UK

Truth Or Consequences - New Mexico, USA

Turdo - Romania

Twatt - Orkney Islands, Scotland, UK

Two Egg - Florida, USA

Ugly - uk

Upper Dicker & Lower Dicker - East Sussex, UK

Valentine - Texas, USA

Walley - Alabama, USA

Wank - Germany

Wankendorf - Schleswig-Holstein, German
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Wankener - India

Wanker's Corner - Oregon, USA

Wankie - Zimbabwe now Hwange

Wanks River - Nicaragu

Wankum - Germany

Watanobbi - NSW, Australia

Waterproof - Louisiana, USA

Why - Arizona, USA

Willey - Herefordshire, UK

You Bet - Nevada County, California, USA

Zip Down - Pennsylvania, USA

Zzyzx - CA, USA