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Draw a Pig Personality Test

2007-02-21T22:58:00.000-08:00

lol kept me amused (grin)

My pigs says im a realist, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

analytical, cautious, and distrustful.

secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.

they are a good listener

They drew large tail, WOW!

http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/drawApig.asp

What does your pig say about you !!!!!!!!!!

She Blocked Me

2007-02-20T08:50:00.000-08:00

I found this very amusing :grin: taken from the site albinoblacksheep.com

www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/blockedme

Watch it

Had me singing it all day lol

Funny Phobias

2007-02-18T22:13:00.000-08:00

A phobia is a *fear of*.... I guess they are only funny if you dont suffer from them.

Two I dont suffer with are Genophobia or Gymnophobia *grin* but a bigger grin came from Ithyphallophobia

A-

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
Acerophobia- Fear of sourness.
Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia- Fear of noise.
Acrophobia- Fear of heights.
Aerophobia- Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airbourne noxious substances.
Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places.
Aeronausiphobia- Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Agliophobia- Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place.
Agraphobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Agrizoophobia- Fear of wild animals.
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Ailurophobia- Fear of cats.
Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Algophobia- Fear of pain.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Altophobia- Fear of heights.
Amathophobia- Fear of dust.
Amaxophobia- Fear of riding in a car.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Amnesiphobia- Fear of amnesia.
Amychophobia- Fear of scratches or being scratched.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Ancraophobia- Fear of wind. (Anemophobia)
Androphobia- Fear of men.
Anemophobia- Fear of air drafts or wind.(Ancraophobia)
Anginophobia- Fear of angina, choking or narrowness.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Angrophobia - Fear of anger or of becoming angry.
Ankylophobia- Fear of immobility of a joint.
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.
Antlophobia- Fear of floods.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.
Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched. (Haphephobia)
Apiphobia- Fear of bees.
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.
Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.
Arsonphobia- Fear of fire.
Asthenophobia- Fear of fainting or weakness.
Astraphobia or Astrapophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Ceraunophobia, Keraunophobia)
Astrophobia- Fear of stars or celestial space.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Ataxiophobia- Fear of ataxia. (muscular incoordination)
Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection.
Atephobia- Fear of ruin or ruins.
Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions.
Atychiphobia- Fear of failure.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold.
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights.
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia- Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviophobia or Aviatophobia- Fear of flying.

B-

Bacillophobia- Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria.
Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets.
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Basophobia or Basiphobia- Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Bathmophobia- Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Bathophobia- Fear of depth.
Batophobia- Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.
Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles. (Aichmophobia)
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Blennophobia- Fear of slime.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Botanophobia- Fear of plants.
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.
Brontophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.
Bufonophobia- Fear of toads.

C-

Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Cainophobia or Cainotophobia- Fear of newness, novelty.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer.
Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart.
Carnophobia- Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed.
Catapedaphobia- Fear of jumping from high and low places.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors.
Cenophobia or Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas.
Ceraunophobia or Keraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Cheimaphobia or Cheimatophobia- Fear of cold.(Frigophobia, Psychophobia)
Chemophobia- Fear of chemicals or working with chemicals.
Cherophobia- Fear of gaiety.
Chionophobia- Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched.
Chirophobia- Fear of hands.
Cholerophobia- Fear of anger or the fear of cholera.
Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors.
Chronophobia- Fear of time.
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.
Cibophobia- Fear of food.(Sitophobia, Sitiophobia)
Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces.
Cleithrophobia or Cleisiophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Climacophobia- Fear of stairs, climbing, or of falling downstairs.
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.
Clithrophobia or Cleithrophobia- Fear of being enclosed.
Cnidophobia- Fear of stings.
Cometophobia- Fear of comets.
Coimetrophobia- Fear of cemeteries.
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Contreltophobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Counterphobia- The preference by a phobic for fearful situations.
Cremnophobia- Fear of precipices.
Cryophobia- Fear of extreme cold, ice or frost.
Crystallophobia- Fear of crystals or glass.
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles.
Cymophobia or Kymophobia- Fear of waves or wave like motions.
Cynophobia- Fear of dogs or rabies.
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.

D-

Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
Dementophobia- Fear of insanity.
Demonophobia or Daemonophobia- Fear of demons.
Demophobia- Fear of crowds. (Agoraphobia)
Dendrophobia- Fear of trees.
Dentophobia- Fear of dentists.
Dermatophobia- Fear of skin lesions.
Dermatosiophobia or Dermatophobia or Dermatopathophobia- Fear of skin disease.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Diabetophobia- Fear of diabetes.
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
Dinophobia- Fear of dizziness or whirlpools.
Diplophobia- Fear of double vision.
Dipsophobia- Fear of drinking.
Dishabiliophobia- Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Domatophobia- Fear of houses or being in a house.(Eicophobia, Oikophobia)
Doraphobia- Fear of fur or skins of animals.
Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.
Dromophobia- Fear of crossing streets.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity.
Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents.

E-

Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.
Ecophobia- Fear of home.
Eicophobia- Fear of home surroundings.(Domatophobia, Oikophobia)
Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Electrophobia- Fear of electricity.
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom.
Elurophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia)
Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting.
Enetophobia- Fear of pins.
Enochlophobia- Fear of crowds.
Enosiophobia or Enissophobia- Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Entomophobia- Fear of insects.
Eosophobia- Fear of dawn or daylight.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Epistaxiophobia- Fear of nosebleeds.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Equinophobia- Fear of horses.
Eremophobia- Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.
Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing.
Ergasiophobia- 1) Fear of work or functioning. 2) Surgeon's fear of operating.
Ergophobia- Fear of work.
Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Erythrophobia or Erytophobia or Ereuthophobia- 1) Fear of redlights. 2) Blushing. 3) Red.

F-

Febriphobia or Fibriphobia or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever.
Felinophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia)
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Frigophobia- Fear of cold or cold things.(Cheimaphobia, Cheimatophobia, Psychrophobia)

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Galeophobia or Gatophobia- Fear of cats.
Gallophobia or Galiophobia- Fear France or French culture. (Francophobia)
Gamophobia- Fear of marriage.
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Gephyrophobia or Gephydrophobia or Gephysrophobia- Fear of crossing bridges.
Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture.
Gerascophobia- Fear of growing old.
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people or of growing old.
Geumaphobia or Geumophobia- Fear of taste.
Glossophobia- Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting.
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women.

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Hadephobia- Fear of hell.
Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things.
Hamartophobia- Fear of sinning.
Haphephobia or Haptephobia- Fear of being touched.
Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed.
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Heliophobia- Fear of the sun.
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.
Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia- Fear of blood.
Heresyphobia or Hereiophobia- Fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation.
Herpetophobia- Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things.
Heterophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Sexophobia)
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hippophobia- Fear of horses.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars.
Hodophobia- Fear of road travel.
Hormephobia- Fear of shock.
Homichlophobia- Fear of fog.
Homilophobia- Fear of sermons.
Hominophobia- Fear of men.
Homophobia- Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
Hoplophobia- Fear of firearms.
Hydrargyophobia- Fear of mercurial medicines.
Hydrophobia- Fear of water or of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia- Fear of rabies.
Hyelophobia or Hyalophobia- Fear of glass.
Hygrophobia- Fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture.
Hylephobia- Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.
Hylophobia- Fear of forests.
Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility.
Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.

I-

Iatrophobia- Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.
Ideophobia- Fear of ideas.
Illyngophobia- Fear of vertigo or feeling dizzy when looking down.
Iophobia- Fear of poison.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone.
Isopterophobia- Fear of termites, insects that eat wood.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

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Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.

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Kainolophobia or Kainophobia- Fear of anything new, novelty.
Kakorrhaphiophobia- Fear of failure or defeat.
Katagelophobia- Fear of ridicule.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Kenophobia- Fear of voids or empty spaces.
Keraunophobia or Ceraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Kinetophobia or Kinesophobia- Fear of movement or motion.
Kleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms.
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Kopophobia- Fear of fatigue.
Koniophobia- Fear of dust. (Amathophobia)
Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Kymophobia- Fear of waves. (Cymophobia)
Kynophobia- Fear of rabies.
Kyphophobia- Fear of stooping.

L-

Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Laliophobia or Lalophobia- Fear of speaking.
Leprophobia or Lepraphobia- Fear of leprosy.
Leukophobia- Fear of the color white.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Ligyrophobia- Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia- Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Limnophobia- Fear of lakes.
Linonophobia- Fear of string.
Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits.
Lockiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Logophobia- Fear of words.
Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.
Lygophobia- Fear of darkness.
Lyssophobia- Fear of rabies or of becoming mad.

M-

Macrophobia- Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Malaxophobia- Fear of love play. (Sarmassophobia)
Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity.
Mastigophobia- Fear of punishment.
Mechanophobia- Fear of machines.
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Megalophobia- Fear of large things.
Melissophobia- Fear of bees.
Melanophobia- Fear of the color black.
Melophobia- Fear or hatred of music.
Meningitophobia- Fear of brain disease.
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation.
Merinthophobia- Fear of being bound or tied up.
Metallophobia- Fear of metal.
Metathesiophobia- Fear of changes.
Meteorophobia- Fear of meteors.
Methyphobia- Fear of alcohol.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Microbiophobia- Fear of microbes. (Bacillophobia)
Microphobia- Fear of small things.
Misophobia or Mysophobia- Fear of being contaminated with dirt or germs.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories.
Molysmophobia or Molysomophobia- Fear of dirt or contamination.
Monophobia- Fear of solitude or being alone.
Monopathophobia- Fear of definite disease.
Motorphobia- Fear of automobiles.
Mottephobia- Fear of moths.
Musophobia or Muriphobia- Fear of mice.
Mycophobia- Fear or aversion to mushrooms.
Mycrophobia- Fear of small things.
Myctophobia- Fear of darkness.
Myrmecophobia- Fear of ants.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Myxophobia- Fear of slime. (Blennophobia)

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Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog. (Homichlophobia)
Necrophobia- Fear of death or dead things.
Nelophobia- Fear of glass.
Neopharmaphobia- Fear of new drugs.
Neophobia- Fear of anything new.
Nephophobia- Fear of clouds.
Noctiphobia- Fear of the night.
Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
Nosocomephobia- Fear of hospitals.
Nosophobia or Nosemaphobia- Fear of becoming ill.
Nostophobia- Fear of returning home.
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.
Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons.
Nudophobia- Fear of nudity.
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.
Nyctohylophobia- Fear of dark wooded areas or of forests at night
Nyctophobia- Fear of the dark or of night.

O-

Obesophobia- Fear of gaining weight.(Pocrescophobia)
Ochlophobia- Fear of crowds or mobs.
Ochophobia- Fear of vehicles.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Odontophobia- Fear of teeth or dental surgery.
Odynophobia or Odynephobia- Fear of pain. (Algophobia)
Oenophobia- Fear of wines.
Oikophobia- Fear of home surroundings, house.(Domatophobia, Eicophobia)
Olfactophobia- Fear of smells.
Ombrophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes.
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes. (Snakephobia)
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at.
Opiophobia- Fear medical doctors experience of prescribing needed pain medications for patients.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Ornithophobia- Fear of birds.
Orthophobia- Fear of property.
Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia- Fear of smells or odors.
Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish.
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven.

P-

Pagophobia- Fear of ice or frost.
Panthophobia- Fear of suffering and disease.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Paralipophobia- Fear of neglecting duty or responsibility.
Paraphobia- Fear of sexual perversion.
Parasitophobia- Fear of parasites.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Pathophobia- Fear of disease.
Patroiophobia- Fear of heredity.
Parturiphobia- Fear of childbirth.
Peccatophobia- Fear of sinning or imaginary crimes.
Pediculophobia- Fear of lice.
Pediophobia- Fear of dolls.
Pedophobia- Fear of children.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
Pellagrophobia- Fear of pellagra.
Peniaphobia- Fear of poverty.
Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law. (Novercaphobia)
Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of taking medicine.
Phasmophobia- Fear of ghosts.
Phengophobia- Fear of daylight or sunshine.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing.
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Philosophobia- Fear of philosophy.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Photoaugliaphobia- Fear of glaring lights.
Photophobia- Fear of light.
Phonophobia- Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
Phthiriophobia- Fear of lice. (Pediculophobia)
Phthisiophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Placophobia- Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia- Fear of wealth.
Pluviophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Pneumatiphobia- Fear of spirits.
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia- Fear of choking of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia- Fear of gaining weight. (Obesophobia)
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards.
Poliosophobia- Fear of contracting poliomyelitis.
Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Polyphobia- Fear of many things.
Poinephobia- Fear of punishment.
Ponophobia- Fear of overworking or of pain.
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple.
Potamophobia- Fear of rivers or running water.
Potophobia- Fear of alcohol.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of drugs.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Prosophobia- Fear of progress.
Psellismophobia- Fear of stuttering.
Psychophobia- Fear of mind.
Psychrophobia- Fear of cold.
Pteromerhanophobia- Fear of flying.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Pyrexiophobia- Fear of Fever.
Pyrophobia- Fear of fire.

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Radiophobia- Fear of radiation, x-rays.
Ranidaphobia- Fear of frogs.
Rectophobia- Fear of rectum or rectal diseases.
Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.
Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles.
Rupophobia- Fear of dirt.
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.

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Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.
Sarmassophobia- Fear of love play. (Malaxophobia)
Satanophobia- Fear of Satan.
Scabiophobia- Fear of scabies.
Scatophobia- Fear of fecal matter.
Scelerophibia- Fear of bad men, burglars.
Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows.
Scoleciphobia- Fear of worms.
Scolionophobia- Fear of school.
Scopophobia or Scoptophobia- Fear of being seen or stared at.
Scotomaphobia- Fear of blindness in visual field.
Scotophobia- Fear of darkness. (Achluophobia)
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public.
Selachophobia- Fear of sharks.
Selaphobia- Fear of light flashes.
Selenophobia- Fear of the moon.
Seplophobia- Fear of decaying matter.
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.
Sexophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Heterophobia)
Siderodromophobia- Fear of trains, railroads or train travel.
Siderophobia- Fear of stars.
Sinistrophobia- Fear of things to the left or left-handed.
Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Sitophobia or Sitiophobia- Fear of food or eating. (Cibophobia)
Snakephobia- Fear of snakes. (Ophidiophobia)
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law.
Social Phobia- Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Sociophobia- Fear of society or people in general.
Somniphobia- Fear of sleep.
Sophophobia- Fear of learning.
Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others.
Spacephobia- Fear of outer space.
Spectrophobia- Fear of specters or ghosts.
Spermatophobia or Spermophobia- Fear of germs.
Spheksophobia- Fear of wasps.
Stasibasiphobia or Stasiphobia- Fear of standing or walking. (Ambulophobia)
Staurophobia- Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Stenophobia- Fear of narrow things or places.
Stygiophobia or Stigiophobia- Fear of hell.
Suriphobia- Fear of mice.
Symbolophobia- Fear of symbolism.
Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry.
Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.

T-

Tachophobia- Fear of speed.
Taeniophobia or Teniophobia- Fear of tapeworms.
Taphephobia Taphophobia- Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Tapinophobia- Fear of being contagious.
Taurophobia- Fear of bulls.
Technophobia- Fear of technology.
Teleophobia- 1) Fear of definite plans. 2) Religious ceremony.
Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones.
Teratophobia- Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people.
Testophobia- Fear of taking tests.
Tetanophobia- Fear of lockjaw, tetanus.
Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.
Textophobia- Fear of certain fabrics.
Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting.
Thalassophobia- Fear of the sea.
Thanatophobia or Thantophobia- Fear of death or dying.
Theatrophobia- Fear of theatres.
Theologicophobia- Fear of theology.
Theophobia- Fear of gods or religion.
Thermophobia- Fear of heat.
Tocophobia- Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Tomophobia- Fear of surgical operations.
Tonitrophobia- Fear of thunder.
Topophobia- Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright.
Toxiphobia or Toxophobia or Toxicophobia- Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Traumatophobia- Fear of injury.
Tremophobia- Fear of trembling.
Trichinophobia- Fear of trichinosis.
Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia- Fear of hair. (Chaetophobia, Hypertrichophobia)
Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13.
Tropophobia- Fear of moving or making changes.
Trypanophobia- Fear of injections.
Tuberculophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Tyrannophobia- Fear of tyrants.

U-

Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.

V-

Vaccinophobia- Fear of vaccination.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Verbophobia- Fear of words.
Verminophobia- Fear of germs.
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.
Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father.

W-

Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.
Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft.

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Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
Xenophobia- Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Xerophobia- Fear of dryness.
Xylophobia- 1) Fear of wooden objects. 2) Forests.
Xyrophobia-Fear of razors.

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Funny Pics

2007-02-17T05:19:00.000-08:00

Who came first the chicken or the *** LOL

Funny Videos

Funny Town Names

2007-02-17T00:46:00.000-08:00

Assawoman - VA, USA

Bald Knob - Arkansas, USA

Bastard - Norway

Batman - S.E. Turkey

Bender's Landing - Texas, USA

Big Bogue Homo Creek - Mississippi, USA

Big Bone Lick - Kentucky, USA

Bigfoot - Texas USA

Big Knob - Kentucky, USA

Big Ugly - West Virginia, USA

Bitter End - Tennessee, USA

Black Charlie's Opening - Australia

Bloody Dick - Montana, USA

Blow Me Down - Newfoundland, Canada

Bobbin Head - Australia

Boggy Bottom - Abbots Langley

Bonanaza, Colorado USA

Bone's Knob - Queensland, Australia

Boneyard - Arizona, USA

Bootlegger Crossing - Arizona, USA

Booze Moor - Nth Moor, UK

Boring - Oregan, USA

Brown Willy - Cornwall,UK

Bumble Bee - Arizona, USA

Buck Snort - TN USA

Bud - West Virginia, USA

Buger - Majorca, Spain

Bullock - GA, USA

Bumpass - VA, USA

Bugtussle - Tennessee, USA

Bumpass Hell - CA, USA

Burnt Cane Crossing - Arkansas, USA

Butt of Lewis - Hebrides, Scotland, UK

Butte - Idaho, USA

Buttzville - PA,USA

Camp Dix - Kentucky, USA

Chicken - Alaska USA

Chinaman's Knob - Australia

Climax - Michigan USA

Cockburn - Australia

Cocked Hat - Delaware, USA

Cockermouth - West Lake District, Cumbria, UK

Cockermouth - Cornwall, UK

Cockland - Ohio, USA

Cocksgag - Ohio, USA

Cocktown - Wexford, Ireland

Cockup - Lake District, Cumbria, UK

Come by Chance - Newfoundland

Conception Junction - Missouri, USA

Conception Bay - Newfoundland

Condom - Sth. West France

Cooter - Missouri, USA

Coxsackie - New York, USA

Crackpot - England

Crappo - Maryland, USA

Crapstone - Devon, UK

Crotch Lake - Ontario, Canada

Cucumber - West Virginia

Cumming - GA. USA

Cunt - Spain

Cunter - Switzerland

Dandy Cock Inn - Disley, UK

Dead Man's Flats - Alberta, Canada

Death Valley - CA ,USA

Devil's Dyke - West Sussex, UK

Dikshit - India

Dildo - Newfoundland, Canada

Ding Dong - Texas USA

Dong Rack - Thailand-Cambodia border

Dongo - Congo - Democratic Republic

Dorking - Surrey, UK

Droop - West Virginia, USA

Due West - South Carolina, USA

Dull - Perthshire, Scotland

Dunnydoo - NSW, Australia

Dyckesville - Wisconsin, USA

Effin - Limerick, Ireland

Eggs and Bacon Bay - Tasmania, Australia

Elephant Butte - New Mexico, USA

Erect - NC, USA

Eyebrow - Saskatchewan

Fan-Y-Big - Brecon Beacons, Wales, UK

Fingringhoe - Essex, UK

F**king - Austria

French Lick- Indiana USA

Frog Suck - Wyoming, USA

Fryup - North Yorkshire, UK

Fucking, - Austria

Fukumama - Fukuoka, Japan

Gay - West Virginia. USA

Gay Head - Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts

Gaysport - Ohio, USA

Glasscock - Texas, USA

Gobblers Knob - PA, USA

Goobertown - Arizona, USA

Golden Balls Roundabout - Oxfordshire, UK

Great Cockup & Little Cockup - The Lake District, UK

Great Snoring - Norfolk, UK

Gum - West Virginia, USA

Hardhorn - Lancs, UK

Happy - Oregon, USA

Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump - Alberta, Canada

Hell - Michiganl, USA

Herpes - France

Holy Moses - Colorado, USA

Hopeulikit - Georgia, USA

Hornepayne - Northern Ontario, Canada

Horneyman - Kent, UK

Hornytown - North Carolina, USA

Humptulips - Washington, USA

Humpy Creek - Kachemak Bay, Alaska, USA

Humptydoo - near Darwin, Australia

Hygiene - Colorado, USA

Intercourse - Pennsylvania, USA

Iron Knob - Qld, Australia

Jot'em Down - Texas, USA

Knockemstiff - Ohio, USA

Knob Lick - Kentucky, USA

Lake Poopo - Peru

Last Chance - Colorado, USA

Lizard Lick - North Carolina, USA

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch - Wales, uk

Looneyville - Texas, USA

Lord Berkeley's Knob - Sutherland, Scotland

Lord Hereford's Knob - near Hay-on-Wye, UK

Lost - uk

Love Canal - New York, USA

Loveladies - NJ, USA

Lovejoy - GA, USA

Lower Balls Falls -Twentymile Creek, Ontario, Canada

Lower Piddle on the Marsh - Gloucestershire, UK

Maggie's Nipples - Wyoming, USA

Middle Intercourse Island - Australia

Middlesex -UK & USA

Minge Lane - Upton-On-Severn, Worcs, UK

Misery - France

Monkey's Eyebrow - Arizona, USA

Mount Mee - Qld, Australia

Mount Titlis - Switzerland

Mousehole - Cornwall, UK

Muff - Northern Ireland

Needmore - Texas, USA

Nether Wallop - Hampshire UK

Nob End - South Lancashire, UK

Nobber - County Meath, Ireland

North Piddle - Hereford & Worcester, UK

Okay - Oklahoma, USA

Onacock - Virginia, USA

Panic - Pennsylvania, USA

Paw Paw - Illinois, USA

Pecker's Point - Newfoundland, Canada

Peculiar - Missouri, USA

Pee Pee - Ohio, USA

Pennycomequick - Devon, UK

Piddle River - Dorset, UK

Piles - Costa Blanca, Spain

Pis Pis River - Nicaragua

Pisshill - Reading, UK

Pity Me - Co Durham UK

Pratts Bottom - Orpington, Kent, UK

Prickwillow - England

Pussy Creak - Ireland

River Piddle - Dorset, UK

Rough and Ready - Californa, US

Sandyballs - New Forest, UK

Sandy Bottom Park - Virginia, USA

Sexmoan - Luzon, Philippines

Seymen - Turkey

Shafter - California, USA

Shag Harbour - Nova Scotia

Shag Island - Indian Ocea

Shag Point - New Zealand)

Shitagoo Lake - Quebec, Canada

Shitbritches Creek - California, USA

Shitlingthorpe - Yorkshire, UK

Shittington - Bedfordshire, UK

Show Low - Arizona, USA

Six Mile Bottom - Cambridge, UK

Slackbottom - Yorkshire, UK

Slickpoo - Idaho, USA

Slut - Vasterbotten, Sweden

Smackover - Arkansas, USA

Sod - West Virginia, USA

Sopchoppy - Florida, USA

Spread Eagle - Newfoundland, Canada

Sugar Tit - Kentucky, USA

Tampon - Reunion Island, France

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauotamateturipukakapikimaungahoro-Nukupokaiwhenua kitanatahu - New Zealand

The Bastard - a mountain in Scotland, UK

The Wee House, Piddletrentide - Dorset/Hants, England

Three Cocks - Wales, UK

Titless - Switzerland

Tittybong - Australia

Titty Ho - England

Titz - Germany

Toad Suck - Arkansas, USA

Trotters Bottom - Herts, UK

Truth Or Consequences - New Mexico, USA

Turdo - Romania

Twatt - Orkney Islands, Scotland, UK

Two Egg - Florida, USA

Ugly - uk

Upper Dicker & Lower Dicker - East Sussex, UK

Valentine - Texas, USA

Walley - Alabama, USA

Wank - Germany

Wankendorf - Schleswig-Holstein, German
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Wankener - India

Wanker's Corner - Oregon, USA

Wankie - Zimbabwe now Hwange

Wanks River - Nicaragu

Wankum - Germany

Watanobbi - NSW, Australia

Waterproof - Louisiana, USA

Why - Arizona, USA

Willey - Herefordshire, UK

You Bet - Nevada County, California, USA

Zip Down - Pennsylvania, USA

Zzyzx - CA, USA

Funny Star Quotes

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Brooke Shields, - "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Ivana Trump, - "Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."

Ron Atkinson (on sport) - "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."

John Kruk - "I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player."

Tug McGraw, ( asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf) - "I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."

Pat Glenn - (Weightlifting commentator) - "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

Murray Walker (racing) - "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical"

Greg Norman (golfer) - "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"

Don King - "He's the man of the hour at this particular moment."

Alan Minter (boxing) - "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious"

--George W. Bush - "And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it."

Ray Malavasi (football coach) - "I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it."

Hillary Clinton - "We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word."

Mel Gibson, - F**king Jews. ... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. ... Are you a Jew?"

George W. Bush - "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die."

Funny Laws

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In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.

In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.

In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.

In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.

In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.

In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday.

In Alabama It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

In California Women may not drive in a house coat.

In Florida If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

In Florida Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

In Kansas Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.

In Indiana Liquor stores may not sell milk.

In New York It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

In Ohio It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

Funny Facts

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The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.

In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman's private parts through a mirror.

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

Horses can't vomit.

The screwdriver was invented before the screw.

The lifespan of a tastebud is ten days.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The only member of the band ZZ Top without a beard has the last name Beard.

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night!

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!

A hummingbird weighs less than a penny!

Cat urine glows under a black-light!

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!

Most lipstick contains fish scales!

Porcupines float in water!

Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist!

The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people!

The Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons!

Smiles of the Day

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Jokes of the Day

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A lonely woman, aged 65, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (60's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

A New York couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left New York and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

A bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. "We just love the chocolate around them."

Three guys stayed at a skiing lodge, but there was only one room with one bed so they shared it.During the night the guy on the left wakes up saying he had a dream where he got a hand job.Incredulously the guy on the right says that he also had a dream where he got a hand job. The guy in the middle says he dreamed he was skiing.